Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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