No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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