Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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