I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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