did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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