Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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