I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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