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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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