So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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