the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I lost the right to judge tonight
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
