yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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