It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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