...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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