can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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