idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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