I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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