its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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