I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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