He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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