your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I need help removing her.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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