tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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