I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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