What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
my being single is dangerous.
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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