y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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