Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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