She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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