let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Randomize
