He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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