Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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