your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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