I'm drive I can fine osifer
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
