The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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