its not stalking. its research.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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