its not stalking. its research.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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