the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i just had sex bonerless
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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