I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
there was a trapeze. enough said
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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