Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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