who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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