WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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