Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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