singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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