so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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