Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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