you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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