I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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