i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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