I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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