i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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