I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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