He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
