Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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