it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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