I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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