My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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