I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
NoShamevember. You game?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize