Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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