Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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