I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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