So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
organizing the empties. That sober.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
We need to get me chipped asap
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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